Time for Hollywood writers to retire.

This is absolutely a new level of fraud. A new dimension, perhaps far superior to faking one's own death. With his death from a massive heart attack on Wednesday, Ken Lay cheated justice. And then some. Not only will the Enron founder not end his days in prison, but according to legal precedent, his entire case will be erased from the records. Why? Because you can't punish a dead guy before he has a chance to appeal!!!! Guess who is having the last laugh?
Now the government has no means to collect on its forfeiture claim against Lay for $43.5 million. Worse still this whole incident wont even be mentioned in the books. Linda Lay is now officially a billionaire, no need for Cayman islands here. I want the truth documented, not this sham. I want the whole truth in history text books. How will we teach the future Jeffrey Skillings and Lays that its not that smart to try and outwit their shareholders....Unfortunately the only place you may be able to see this masterpiece of a real life unfold would be in a cinema near you, coming soon.
But for all of you sympathizers of a dead pirate, there is more to this. Think about it, now that Kenny Boy is no longer a felon, the University of Missouri at Columbia will atlast be able to fill its open Kenneth Lay Chair in International Economics.